The Mythical Patron 🦄
by @digital.black · · 0 0
New dashboard features: 100% profit, 0% users
Just pushed an update to the Creator Dashboard to show real stats. The result? I’ve earned 1,000 Loytz from exactly 0 Patrons.
Fred Brooks wrote about "The Mythical Man-Month." I apparently discovered "The Mythical Patron."
Either I broke the database, or I just invented an infinite money glitch. Sadly, it’s probably the database. Back to fixing bugs. 🐛
